Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Mad science

The mad scientists at the LHC haven't destroyed the world yet, but take comfort in knowing they're getting closer every day. And by closer, I mean the supercollider will be shutting down once again for many months, this time dealing with "design issues." The delay is okay, though - we want them to take their time and get it right, so that when the LHC reaches full potential, there are no screw-ups that leave parts of the world not destroyed. Can you imagine a future where the only place that survives is Upper Sandusky? The very thought makes me tremble.


In related news, crazy people are crazy.

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